I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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