When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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