But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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