im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Do plants get herpes?
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