People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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