I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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