This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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