i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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