She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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