Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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