I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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