Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
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My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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