Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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