so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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