I wish I could teleport
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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