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Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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