I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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