Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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