idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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