best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
