ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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