R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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