YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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