It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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