oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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