He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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