Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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