I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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