I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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