Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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