It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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