I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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