How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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