I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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