The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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