Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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