thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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