i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
