I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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