What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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