I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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