doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
