he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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