I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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