It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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