I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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