i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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