**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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