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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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