You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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