she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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