i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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