Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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