I wish I could teleport
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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