A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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