I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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