were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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